has been opened
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase
Tenth Doctor Project 15/?: Ten in Smith and Jones (Hair Porn Edition)
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Save the bees. They’ll thank you by pollinating what will be your food.
You dense motherfuckers
Bees are gentle if you don’t threaten them. Most of the fear of bees comes from people mistaking wasps for bees. Call a beekeeper!
The world can’t survive without bees though. Have you not seen Bee Movie?!
But fuck the wasps though
no one likes wasps
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
This is literally so inspirational to me right now.
I needed this really badly right now.
Money will not follow you to heaven. Your happiness will.
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
Thank fuck I don’t live in Australia.
ha.. haha.. ha
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